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Friday, April 25, 2008

Jobbed: Elijah Dukes

Judge: "Mr. Dukes, for your community service, I sentence you to remove feces from the cages of apes, kangaroos, and tigers at the zoo."

Elijah Dukes: "Yo, you dead, dawg. I ain't even playing. Your kids, too."
Posted by Wagon at 8:01 PM
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