Monday, July 7, 2008

Jobber: Robert Correia


Congrats Boston, you are now second to only Philly when it comes to having the biggest douchebag fans. While most of us were celebrating America's birthday by watching fireworks, and rejoicing in the fact that we're lucky to live here, Robert Correia and a few of his buddies decided to celebrate in a different way.

Mr.Correia and Co. decided to surround a car stuck in traffic from a fireworks show, and drag the driver out of the vehicle. They then proceeded to beat the driver in the head with a baseball bat while his family watched in horror. Why the beating you may ask ? The driver had a novelty New York Yankees license plate displayed on his vehicle.

Eager to show off the lack of social progression in the New England area, the group was heard uttering lines such as "Not in our house !" and "Don't bring that weak sauce in here !" Correia has been charged with numerous felonies (shocker), and it is believed that there are more arrests to come.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get your facts straight.

The victim was not dragged out of the car, he exited on his own to tell the taunters to shut their mouths.

He didn't have a novelty Yankees license plate, simply a New York license plate.

And no one said "Get that weak sauce out of here." The man with the bat said "Get in your car and drive away" while his buddies were talking about the Yankees.

It was a stupid act and I'm glad he's in jail, but misinformation such as the nonsense on your blog is only making matters worse with sensationalism and erroneous information.