Jobbed: New England's 'Perfect Season' Rings

Six months after blowing a chance at immorality, the New England Patriots received their 18-1, 'Perfect Season,' AFC champion rings. Why would you want something that reminds you of your biggest accomplishment and greatest failure at the same time? What's next, Bill Buckner's 1986 AL championship ring? When will Sidney Crosby get his 2008 Eastern Conference champions te--shirt? Whoever said "It's not about the accomplishment, it's about the journey" is full of shit.