In Chuck We Trust

If there was a Jobbed and Frustrated Hall of Fame, Charles Barkley would be a first ballot selection for sure. Even when he gets arrested for driving under the influence, Chuck is a cool guy. To the arresting officers, he bragged about a recent - and pending - sexual conquest and offered to tattoo his ass to get out of the DUI. I'm seriously contemplating a move to Alabama so I can elect Chuck governor in a few years.